艾米丽和彭德尔顿兄弟
艾米丽讲故事（Emily Tells a Tale）是耻辱1主线中的一段录音，由艾米丽录制。
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这是一个衣着花哨的女人和一个裸男的故事。曾经有一个衣着花哨的女人，她来找老鸨说那个没穿衣服的男人想要点儿什么。她因此而生气。之后那个光着屁股的男人进来说他想要的和往常一样。老鸨说如果这是他想要的，那么将会是10钱币一次。而且他想找的是碧翠斯（Beatrice）。那个衣着花俏的女人就说“看到了吧？”，说完就走了。那个裸男说，碧翠丝肯定会干的。老鸨继续说“10钱币，卡斯提斯。”那个男人马上反击道“是彭德尔顿大人！”结束。
（This is the story of the fancy dressed lady and the naked man. Once upon a time there was a fancy dress lady. And she came to the Madame and said that the naked man wanted something. And she was mad about it. And then the naked man came in and he said it was just what he always gets. And the Madame said if that’s what he wants it’ll be ten coin each time. And that it was Beatrice he’d be wanting to visit. And the fancy dressed lady said “see?!” And then she left. And then the naked man said Beatrice would do. And the Madame said, “ten coin, Custis”. And then the naked man said “Lord Pendleton!” The End.）