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Unbekownst to most Molotov is actually a world class shipper...I know this because I found her Tumblr one day Hamsterlampglade (talk) 22:24, February 5, 2014 (UTC)Hamsterlampglade

Molotov is female, but not human. She is in fact an extraterrestrial slaver here to seduce men for capture and sale on her home planet. -8-Bit Jack

Unbeknownst to most, Molotov's rare insectoid features are the result of a series of experiments conducted by Anton Sokolov. ~ GI Auditore Comms Channel | UNSC | Pigeon Coop

Molotov's insect powers allow her to contact billions of insects across the planet, allowing her to watch thousands of people play Dishonored simultaneously. This is why she is better than everyone at editing articles. /_V Snowskeeper---Till Hell Freezes Over. (talk) 15:32, January 10, 2013 (UTC)

Molotov is actually The Outsider mocking us mortals for guessing stuff about him, which explains her editing powers. Introduce a bit of Anarchy (talk) 19:42, February 9, 2013 (UTC)

Cockroaches everywhere tremble in terror upon hearing Molotov's name, calling her "The Bugbuster". She is known for her ability to exterminate a whole swarm of roaches using only one molotov cocktail and is rumored to laugh hysterically as the roaches roast to death. Essie Essex (talk) 01:55, May 27, 2013 (UTC)

Molotov is really a Outsider worshiping witch who keeps the severed heads of her victims in a box WarfareOverseers (talk) 20:42, May 30, 2013 (UTC)

Molotov.cockroach is not a cockroach, but a beetle in disguise planning to take over both species and force them to worship her as their Queen. Agent47JN (talk) “Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.” 02:17, July 21, 2013 (UTC)

Molotov.cockroach is actually a bottle of whiskey with a flaming rag out of the top with legs. Her worst enemy is Slackjaw and his thugs, because Slackjaw ordered his men to collect up her brothers and sisters. Ozzytudor 22:38, December 20, 2014 (UTC)

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