The REAL moral of Dishonored: Pour your own goddamn drink.
I'm putting this at the TOP of my page, because I want people to use these terms:
A person from Gristol is Gristian. This can be a noun or an adjective, i.e. That man is a Gristian. OR That man is Gristian.
A person from Morley is Morlish. The noun for a person from Morley is Morlish(wo)man, i.e. I am from Fraeport, which means that I am Morlish. OR As a Morlishman, I condemn the use of the racial slur "minnow" to describe one of my people.
Spread the word! Use them in your stories!
In Case Anyone Cares...
Resident Head Lackey here (It means I do all the work)
Initially, I came here for information about Dishonored. That makes sense, doesn't it?
Now, I usually lurk in the shadows nearby, waiting for someone to make an edit, so that five seconds later I can edit the mistakes out of their edit. I am probably hovering behind you right now, looking over your shoulder at any changes you've made to the wiki.
Beware: If I wrote all or most of an article, I can be kind of protective of it. So, edit accordingly.
Just a warning: If I say anything strange, it probably means that I haven't been getting too much sleep OR that alcohol has happened.
Also, if I happen to have writer's block at the same time I need to write something, I may spend an ungawdly amount of time editing things here. Whether or not they need to be edited.
And I DO pick favorites. And unfavorites. Especially unfavorites.
I at least TRY to be nice.
You Should Read More Often
Take a look at these links if you would like to read actual stories based on Dishonored and not just porn. Don't be ashamed of being a part of the minority. I'm not a bad writer, I promise you. I might make some punctuation errors here and there because I'm not perfect and because I didn't pay attention in English class and, therefore, only remember what I happened to soak in as I was daydreaming. If this sounds interesting, then I look forward to having you as a reader.
Martin - As he awaits death, Martin looks back at his life through a series of vignettes.
All Memories Are Lost At Sea - A young Samuel Beechworth learns of life, love, and morality. Follow him through the most important year of his early life.
The Immigrant District - A bit of lore from my version of the Dishonored universe.
Famous Names in Dunwall's Underworld - A bit of lore from my version of the Dishonored universe.
Also, I'm posting it (and some silly fanfics) on my Tumblr profile. Please like, follow, and reblog if you're on Tumblr, or get a Tumblr account and then like, follow, and reblog, so I can be popular!
While she makes the outward claim her grammatical errors in writing are due to poor retention of English lessons, the truth is that each "mistake" in Essie's writing is carefully calculated, a piece of a secret code in which she communicates with her masters. 8-Bit Jack (talk) 14:59, May 5, 2013 (UTC)
Corvo and Essie had an affair behind Jessamine's back. Essie wrote a fanfic detailing the events which was the best selling story of Dunwall and because of that, Overseers declared it the official bedtime story to be told to children of Dunwall. Crazywarfire (talk)
Unknown to most, Essie is actually Treavor Pendleton's twin sister, kidnapped at a young age. She then writes fan "fiction" about him by carefully and silently watching his every move by her many hidden cameras around his person given to her by a bet won against the Outsider. Agent47JN (talk) 04:14, July 10, 2013 (UTC)