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Essie Essex

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  • I live in Cleveland
  • I was born on April 14
  • My occupation is Pretending to be a writer.
  • I am Female

Dishonored:  put your

cock in my arse


If you are here because you disagree with one of my edits to your edit, please leave a polite message on my wall, so we can discuss it. Please do not change the edit back until we've come to an agreement. Any messages that are rude or contain personal insults will be ignored.

Are YOU Ready to Edit the Wiki?

First of all, read this.

Then, read this.

And then, read this.

And finally, read this.

Did you read everything? Do you understand all of it? Will you commit to abiding by these rules and guidelines?

If YES, then you are ready to edit the wiki! Congratulations!

And now, moving on...


Important Information

A person from Gristol is Gristian (even if the devs say it's Gristolian, it's all lies!) This can be a noun or an adjective, i.e. That man is a Gristian. OR That man is Gristian.

A person from Morley is Morlish (Morleyan is a term invented by the cursed imperials! REAL Morlishmen say Morlish!) The noun for a person from Morley is Morlish(wo)man, i.e. I am from Fraeport, which means that I am Morlish. OR As a Morlishwoman, I condemn the use of the term "Morleyan" to describe one of my people.

This information is very important.

Spread the word! Use them in your stories!


In Case Anyone Cares...

Lizzy bite

My female role model, Lizzy Stride.<3

Resident Head Lackey here (It means I do all the dirty work).

Initially, I came here for information about Dishonored. That makes sense, doesn't it?

Now, I usually lurk in the shadows nearby, waiting for someone to make an edit, so that five seconds later I can edit the mistakes out of their edit. I am probably hovering behind you right now, looking over your shoulder at any changes you've made to the wiki.

Beware: If I wrote all or most of an article, I can be kind of protective of it. So, edit accordingly.

Just a warning: If I say anything strange, it probably means that I haven't been getting too much sleep OR that alcohol has happened.

Also, if I happen to have writer's block at the same time I need to write something, I may spend an ungawdly amount of time editing things here. Whether or not they need to be edited.

And I DO pick favorites. And unfavorites.

If you are nice, then I will try to be nice, as well.


You Should Read More Often

Take a look at these links if you would like to read actual stories based on Dishonored and not just porn. Don't be ashamed of being a part of the minority. I'm not a bad writer, I promise you. I might make some punctuation errors here and there because I'm not perfect and because I didn't pay attention in English class and, therefore, only remember what I happened to soak in as I was daydreaming. If this sounds interesting, then I look forward to having you as a reader.

Tales of the Heart - We hear their secrets through the Heart, but who are they? Now, let us listen to the tales of the citizens of Dunwall in their own words.

Martin - As he awaits death, Martin looks back at his life through a series of vignettes.

All Memories Are Lost At Sea - A young Samuel Beechworth learns of life, love, and morality. Follow him through the most important year of his early life.

The Immigrant District - A bit of lore from my version of the Dishonored universe.

Famous Names in Dunwall's Underworld - A bit of lore from my version of the Dishonored universe.

Lord Pendleton Memoirs, Chapter 33 - Treavor Pendleton recalls his tenth birthday and his brothers' unique present to him.

fanfiction.net


AO3


Fanfic tumblr

Also, I'm posting it (and some silly fanfics) on my Tumblr profile. Please like, follow, and reblog if you're on Tumblr, or get a Tumblr account and then like, follow, and reblog, so I can be popular!

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And here's Granny Rags' blog

So Dreary Dreary Dearie

Friendly Facts

While she makes the outward claim her grammatical errors in writing are due to poor retention of English lessons, the truth is that each "mistake" in Essie's writing is carefully calculated, a piece of a secret code in which she communicates with her masters. 8-Bit Jack (talk) 14:59, May 5, 2013 (UTC)

The reason she is so smart is because she beat the The Outsider  in an evil card game. WarfareOverseers (talk) 20:22, May 29, 2013 (UTC)

Piero's expulsion from the Academy of Natural Philosophy was carefully arranged by Essie, by means and for reasons that only she understands.Molotov.cockroach (talk) 05:47, June 6, 2013 (UTC)

Corvo and Essie had an affair behind Jessamine's back. Essie wrote a fanfic detailing the events which was the best selling story of Dunwall and because of that, Overseers declared it the official bedtime story to be told to children of Dunwall. Crazywarfire (talk)

Unknown to most, Essie is actually Treavor Pendleton's twin sister, kidnapped at a young age. She then writes fan "fiction" about him by carefully and silently watching his every move by her many hidden cameras around his person given to her by a bet won against the Outsider. Agent47JN (talk) 04:14, July 10, 2013 (UTC)

Operating under the code name 'Big Mama', Essie is the true leader of the Empire's underworld. Even infamous gang leaders like Black Sally or Slackjaw are nothing but her minions. PikovajaDama (talk) 11:10, December 7, 2013 (UTC)

Essie is a grim amalgam of Lizzy Stride and Granny Rags... pirating away information while weaving her magical webs throughout the wiki. Once she hits 21,417 edits, she will have accumulated enough power and influence over the Dishonored universe to challenge and usurp the Outsider himself. In the interregnum, it's highly suggested you make yourself 'interesting' enough for her to keep you around once she attains her goals. MDGeistMD02 (talk) 01:04, December 26, 2013 (UTC)

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