FANDOM

Essie Essex

Bureaucrat Admin
  • I live in Cleveland
  • I was born on April 14
  • My occupation is Pretending to be a writer.
  • I am Female
(Difference between revisions) | Message Wall:Essie Essex
(Undo revision 78542 by 92.18.97.47 (talk))
(Friendly Facts)
 
(14 intermediate revisions by 6 users not shown)
Line 2: Line 2:
   
 
''If you are here because you disagree with one of my edits to your edit, please leave a polite message on my wall, so we can discuss it. Please do not change the edit back until we've come to an agreement.'' '''Any messages that are rude or contain personal insults will be ignored.'''
 
''If you are here because you disagree with one of my edits to your edit, please leave a polite message on my wall, so we can discuss it. Please do not change the edit back until we've come to an agreement.'' '''Any messages that are rude or contain personal insults will be ignored.'''
  +
  +
Lizzy Stride pixel icon made by [http://nihilnovisubsole.tumblr.com nihilnovisubsole]
   
 
===Are YOU Ready to Edit the Wiki?===
 
===Are YOU Ready to Edit the Wiki?===
Line 33: Line 35:
 
[[File:Lizzy_bite.png|thumb|left|280px|My female role model, Lizzy Stride.<3]]
 
[[File:Lizzy_bite.png|thumb|left|280px|My female role model, Lizzy Stride.<3]]
   
Resident Head Lackey here (It means I do all the dirty work).
+
<strike>Resident Head Lackey here (It means I do all the dirty work).</strike>
   
 
Initially, I came here for information about Dishonored. That makes sense, doesn't it?
 
Initially, I came here for information about Dishonored. That makes sense, doesn't it?
   
Now, I usually lurk in the shadows nearby, waiting for someone to make an edit, so that five seconds later I can edit the mistakes out of their edit. I am probably hovering behind you right now, looking over your shoulder at any changes you've made to the wiki.
+
Now, I usually lurk in the shadows nearby, waiting for someone to make an edit, so that five seconds later I can edit the mistakes out of their edit. I am probably hovering behind you right now, looking over your shoulder at any changes you've made to the wiki..
 
Beware: If I wrote all or most of an article, I can be kind of protective of it. So, edit accordingly.
 
 
Just a warning: If I say anything strange, it probably means that I haven't been getting too much sleep OR that alcohol has happened.
 
 
Also, if I happen to have writer's block at the same time I need to write something, I may spend an ''ungawdly'' amount of time editing things here. Whether or not they need to be edited.
 
 
And I DO pick favorites. And unfavorites.
 
 
If you are nice, then I will try to be nice, as well.
 
 
   
  +
Also, if I happen to have writer's block at the same time I need to write something, I may spend an ''ungawdly'' amount of time editing things here. Whether or not they need to be edited. {{clear}}
   
 
===You Should Read More Often===
 
===You Should Read More Often===
Line 56: Line 59:
 
'''Lord Pendleton Memoirs, Chapter 33''' - ''[[Treavor Pendleton]] recalls his tenth birthday and his [[Pendleton Twins|brothers']] unique present to him.''
 
'''Lord Pendleton Memoirs, Chapter 33''' - ''[[Treavor Pendleton]] recalls his tenth birthday and his [[Pendleton Twins|brothers']] unique present to him.''
   
[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/4533156/Kuroneko0489 fanfiction.net]
+
'''Where the Lights Mingle - '''''Eleanor Hickey is thrust from her world at the [[The Academy of Natural Philosophy|Academy of Natural Philosophy]] after meeting [[Warfare Overseers|Overseer]] William Huxley - a man who desires a simple solution for a very serious problem. Together, they search for the truth amid the lies of the [[Abbey of the Everyman|Abbey]] and the comfort of the Academy, their only weapon [[Outsider's Mark|marked]] on the back of the Overseer's hand.''
   
  +
'''Petals on the Water '''- ''A young girl deals with phobia and fear.''
   
[http://archiveofourown.org/users/Kuroneko0489 AO3]
+
'''Love, Your Bastards''' - ''The Bastard Aristocrats is an up and coming [[:Category:Gangs|gang]] trying to make its place in the world of crime. Will it succeed or will it fail?''
  +
  +
'''Folk Songs and Children's Rhymes of the Isles '''- ''A collection of songs and rhymes from all of my Dishonored fanfiction and more.''
  +
  +
[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/4533156/Kuroneko0489 fanfiction.net]
   
  +
[http://archiveofourown.org/users/Kuroneko0489/works AO3]
   
[http://pen-of-dunwall.tumblr.com Fanfic tumblr]
+
[http://pen-of-dunwall.tumblr.com Pen of Dunwall]
   
Also, I'm posting it (and some silly fanfics) on my Tumblr profile. Please like,''' follow''', and''' reblog '''if you're on Tumblr, or get a Tumblr account and then like, '''follow''', and '''reblog''', so I can be popular!
+
===Other Links===
   
 
[http://essie-essex.tumblr.com/ Tumblr]
 
[http://essie-essex.tumblr.com/ Tumblr]
 
And here's Granny Rags' blog
 
   
 
[http://grannygrannygranny.tumblr.com So Dreary Dreary Dearie]
 
[http://grannygrannygranny.tumblr.com So Dreary Dreary Dearie]
Line 87: Line 90:
   
 
Essie is a grim amalgam of Lizzy Stride and Granny Rags... pirating away information while weaving her magical webs throughout the wiki. Once she hits 21,417 edits, she will have accumulated enough power and influence over the Dishonored universe to challenge and usurp the Outsider himself. In the interregnum, it's highly suggested you make yourself 'interesting' enough for her to keep you around once she attains her goals. [[User:MDGeistMD02|MDGeistMD02]] ([[User talk:MDGeistMD02|talk]]) 01:04, December 26, 2013 (UTC)
 
Essie is a grim amalgam of Lizzy Stride and Granny Rags... pirating away information while weaving her magical webs throughout the wiki. Once she hits 21,417 edits, she will have accumulated enough power and influence over the Dishonored universe to challenge and usurp the Outsider himself. In the interregnum, it's highly suggested you make yourself 'interesting' enough for her to keep you around once she attains her goals. [[User:MDGeistMD02|MDGeistMD02]] ([[User talk:MDGeistMD02|talk]]) 01:04, December 26, 2013 (UTC)
  +
  +
Essie is stronger than the Outsider. She is always there, staring over your shoulder with a charged up blink, about to choke you out and quickly cancel your stupid edit. And once you wake up...it's like nothing happened. [[User:Ozzytudor| Ozzytudor]] ([[User talk:Ozzytudor|talk]]) 23:34, December 20, 2014 (UTC)
  +
  +
Essie is one of the best writers of the [[Empire of the Isles]]: everybody enjoys her written stories, including the Outsider and the Lord Regent, [[Hiram Burrows]], who considers them "Super-Best-Sellers". There's nobody who doesn't like them. Or at least, if existed, they're all executed. --[[User:X-Machinist-X|X-Machinist-X]] ([[User talk:X-Machinist-X|talk]]) 21:35, April 6, 2016 (UTC)
  +
  +
This woman... she frightens me. Also, I swear that deck of cards was rigged! [[User:The Dark-Eyed One|The Dark-Eyed One]] ([[User talk:The Dark-Eyed One|talk]]) 05:19, December 25, 2016 (UTC)

Latest revision as of 08:31, December 27, 2016

Daud hand right
The REAL moral of Dishonored: Pour your own goddamn drink.

If you are here because you disagree with one of my edits to your edit, please leave a polite message on my wall, so we can discuss it. Please do not change the edit back until we've come to an agreement. Any messages that are rude or contain personal insults will be ignored.

Lizzy Stride pixel icon made by nihilnovisubsole

Are YOU Ready to Edit the Wiki?Edit

First of all, read this.

Then, read this.

And then, read this.

And finally, read this.

Did you read everything? Do you understand all of it? Will you commit to abiding by these rules and guidelines?

If YES, then you are ready to edit the wiki! Congratulations!

And now, moving on...


Important InformationEdit

A person from Gristol is Gristian (even if the devs say it's Gristolian, it's all lies!) This can be a noun or an adjective, i.e. That man is a Gristian. OR That man is Gristian.

A person from Morley is Morlish (Morleyan is a term invented by the cursed imperials! REAL Morlishmen say Morlish!) The noun for a person from Morley is Morlish(wo)man, i.e. I am from Fraeport, which means that I am Morlish. OR As a Morlishwoman, I condemn the use of the term "Morleyan" to describe one of my people.

This information is very important.

Spread the word! Use them in your stories!


In Case Anyone Cares...Edit

Lizzy bite

My female role model, Lizzy Stride.<3

Resident Head Lackey here (It means I do all the dirty work).

Initially, I came here for information about Dishonored. That makes sense, doesn't it?

Now, I usually lurk in the shadows nearby, waiting for someone to make an edit, so that five seconds later I can edit the mistakes out of their edit. I am probably hovering behind you right now, looking over your shoulder at any changes you've made to the wiki..

Also, if I happen to have writer's block at the same time I need to write something, I may spend an ungawdly amount of time editing things here. Whether or not they need to be edited.

You Should Read More OftenEdit

Take a look at these links if you would like to read actual stories based on Dishonored and not just porn. Don't be ashamed of being a part of the minority. I'm not a bad writer, I promise you. I might make some punctuation errors here and there because I'm not perfect and because I didn't pay attention in English class and, therefore, only remember what I happened to soak in as I was daydreaming. If this sounds interesting, then I look forward to having you as a reader.

Tales of the Heart - We hear their secrets through the Heart, but who are they? Now, let us listen to the tales of the citizens of Dunwall in their own words.

Martin - As he awaits death, Martin looks back at his life through a series of vignettes.

All Memories Are Lost At Sea - A young Samuel Beechworth learns of life, love, and morality. Follow him through the most important year of his early life.

The Immigrant District - A bit of lore from my version of the Dishonored universe.

Famous Names in Dunwall's Underworld - A bit of lore from my version of the Dishonored universe.

Lord Pendleton Memoirs, Chapter 33 - Treavor Pendleton recalls his tenth birthday and his brothers' unique present to him.

Where the Lights Mingle - Eleanor Hickey is thrust from her world at the Academy of Natural Philosophy after meeting Overseer William Huxley - a man who desires a simple solution for a very serious problem. Together, they search for the truth amid the lies of the Abbey and the comfort of the Academy, their only weapon marked on the back of the Overseer's hand.

Petals on the Water - A young girl deals with phobia and fear.

Love, Your Bastards - The Bastard Aristocrats is an up and coming gang trying to make its place in the world of crime. Will it succeed or will it fail?

Folk Songs and Children's Rhymes of the Isles - A collection of songs and rhymes from all of my Dishonored fanfiction and more.

fanfiction.net

AO3

Pen of Dunwall

Other LinksEdit

Tumblr

So Dreary Dreary Dearie

Friendly FactsEdit

While she makes the outward claim her grammatical errors in writing are due to poor retention of English lessons, the truth is that each "mistake" in Essie's writing is carefully calculated, a piece of a secret code in which she communicates with her masters. 8-Bit Jack (talk) 14:59, May 5, 2013 (UTC)

The reason she is so smart is because she beat the The Outsider  in an evil card game. WarfareOverseers (talk) 20:22, May 29, 2013 (UTC)

Piero's expulsion from the Academy of Natural Philosophy was carefully arranged by Essie, by means and for reasons that only she understands.Molotov.cockroach (talk) 05:47, June 6, 2013 (UTC)

Corvo and Essie had an affair behind Jessamine's back. Essie wrote a fanfic detailing the events which was the best selling story of Dunwall and because of that, Overseers declared it the official bedtime story to be told to children of Dunwall. Crazywarfire (talk)

Unknown to most, Essie is actually Treavor Pendleton's twin sister, kidnapped at a young age. She then writes fan "fiction" about him by carefully and silently watching his every move by her many hidden cameras around his person given to her by a bet won against the Outsider. Agent47JN (talk) 04:14, July 10, 2013 (UTC)

Operating under the code name 'Big Mama', Essie is the true leader of the Empire's underworld. Even infamous gang leaders like Black Sally or Slackjaw are nothing but her minions. PikovajaDama (talk) 11:10, December 7, 2013 (UTC)

Essie is a grim amalgam of Lizzy Stride and Granny Rags... pirating away information while weaving her magical webs throughout the wiki. Once she hits 21,417 edits, she will have accumulated enough power and influence over the Dishonored universe to challenge and usurp the Outsider himself. In the interregnum, it's highly suggested you make yourself 'interesting' enough for her to keep you around once she attains her goals. MDGeistMD02 (talk) 01:04, December 26, 2013 (UTC)

Essie is stronger than the Outsider. She is always there, staring over your shoulder with a charged up blink, about to choke you out and quickly cancel your stupid edit. And once you wake up...it's like nothing happened. Ozzytudor (talk) 23:34, December 20, 2014 (UTC)

Essie is one of the best writers of the Empire of the Isles: everybody enjoys her written stories, including the Outsider and the Lord Regent, Hiram Burrows, who considers them "Super-Best-Sellers". There's nobody who doesn't like them. Or at least, if existed, they're all executed. --X-Machinist-X (talk) 21:35, April 6, 2016 (UTC)

This woman... she frightens me. Also, I swear that deck of cards was rigged! The Dark-Eyed One (talk) 05:19, December 25, 2016 (UTC)

Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.