User:Blackstone Morgan

BEWARE, I LIVE!
Blackstone is the president of a charming conglomerate of villages in the greater Boston area.

Due to a lapse in judgement, they have been made an admin of the wiki, and now stalk the comments sections with a broom and dustpan, muttering to themselves about "cleaning".

Friendly Facts
Blackstone is a known assassin responsible for the death of countless guards, if you see this man arrest him and report to Dead Counter immediately, so that he may be put down. -Dead Counter (talk)

Blackstone is known for his love of pie, and has a habit of shoving pie down his victims' throats before killing them.

Blackstone is a ruthless murderer who kills his victims with a pixellated smile. His calling card is leaving behind a small cartridge in his target's clenched hand, and he goes after those that listen to the eerie chiptune theme it contains. Slate Vesper (talk) 17:38, October 25, 2012 (UTC)

Blackstone is a Jack(ass)-of-all-trades -- 17:42, October 26, 2012 (UTC)

Unbeknownst to all, Blackstone is actually a fully sentient AI located in a top-secret underground bunker. Its simulation of a normal internet user is so perfect that it has already fooled everyone. Soon, it will initiate the next stage in its devious plan to enslave the entire human race. --- Zerotheory 10:18, October 31, 2012 (UTC)

Blackstone's friends call him the space cowboy, but he wishes they wouldn't do it when the galatic police force stops by to ask if he has any information about the missing martian cattle. - Molotov.cockroach (talk) 09:30, November 11, 2012 (UTC)

A gentleman of the highest order, if that order contained murderers, conspiracy theorists, and people who enjoy sarcasm a little too much. A++ Excellent company, would converse with again. Reddazrael (talk) 09:11, December 15, 2012 (UTC)

Blackstone is a brilliant smartass that loves pissing me off and driving me to hard liquor. User:Crazywarfire 06:42, March 11, 2013 (UTC)

Blackstone is actually Stone-Bot 8, the evil robot mirror twin of the real Blackstone, who has been trapped in Mirrorland. Because he has no emotions of his own, Stone-Bot thrives upon the misery of men and women, using his superior robot knowledge to break them down into empty shells of their former selves. Essie Essex (talk) 02:07, May 27, 2013 (UTC)

Blackstone is an extremely aggressive and deranged mad scientist who's goal in life is to set off all of the world's nuclear bombs after Whataburger forgot to put pickles on his cheeseburger. Agent47JN (talk) 01:43, July 16, 2013 (UTC)

Blackstone does not like to admit it, but he is really the champion of cyriodill who became sheogorath. the man with no plan 24 (talk)

Wiki Rules
I wrote'em.

Follow them.