User:Masterforger



Hello. Name's...well, I've got a lotta names. You can just call me Masterforger. See that guy to the right? In the nice uniform? You can think of me as looking like that. And if you've met him in Dunwall, you'll know his voice. He works for Lord Shaw. That's what I sound like.

Anyway, some of my favorite Dishonored quotes:

"What do you think?"

"I think he's dead. Right?"

"Yes I know that, I mean, do we have suspects?"

"Suspects? Wha, suspects? We're not gonna waste time trying to find out who killed this guy. Personally, I'd buy the killer a drink!"

"Yeah, but what are you gonna put on your report?"

"I'm gonna say we found one of Slackjaw's men inside, all dead and bloody, and that YOU are a stinking idiot!"

"Why don't you come down so we can settle this man to man?"

"THE VIEW IS NICE UP HERE. I'M NOT MOVING."

"Stupid blueblood! Let's see how you like this!" ^Gunshot^

"Martin, you couldn't hit me if I was STANDING next to you!"