Talk:City Watch Guards/@comment-69.66.123.238-20160321234257

What, were the guardsmen too busy pissing everywhere to go after Daud? Why only officers?

Officer 1: You! Check that out!

Officer 2: Hey! I out-rank you!

Officer 1 Oh yeah. You! Go check that out!

Officer 3 Blow off, choffer.

Officer 1: Excuse me?

Officer 3: I'm your CO, pissing choffer.

Officer 1: Oh. Wait. What were we doing?

Officers 1 and 2: Whiskey and cigars.