User:DrTeatime

"Pessimism is the key to being pleasantly surprised."

- Dr Teatime

Dr Teatime was initially driven to join the Dishonored Wiki by his admiration for the Outsider Shrines/Speeches page but he has since been found prodding all manner of pages on the wiki. He has currently set up shop in a corner of the wiki and can be found peddling his services to fellow residents.

Biography
Much of Teatime's past is shrouded in uncertainty and while it is clear that he currently maintains other residences across the Isles it is unknown how he acquired them. When questioned on the subject Dr Teatime has been known to give non-committal or entirely unrelated replies. All attempts to press the issue has resulted in him insisting that the inquirer must instead come and admire his audiograph collection.
 * Note: If Dr Teatime attempts to show you his audiograph collection the recommended course of action is to politely refuse and leave the area for a minimum of 24 hours.

Dishonored Wiki
Dr Teatime arrived on the wiki in a flurry of punch cards as he set about the task of incorporating his audiograph collection into the wiki. So far the infection is mostly limited to the following pages:
 * All individual audiograph pages
 * The Outsider Shrines/Speeches page
 * The Heart/Quotes page

Medical Practice
It is unknown where Dr Teatime acquired his medical license as no record of a medical practitioner by the name Teatime has been found. The Academy of Natural Philosophy does have records of an individual matching his description but this individual was reportedly expelled for unspecified “unethical behaviour”. When questioned Dr Teatime described the Academy as “unworthy of [his] time” and declined any further comments on the matter.

Heart Quotes

 * "Do not be deceived by his talk of Natural Sciences, his thoughts do linger long on messages that can be read in the stars."
 * "He is from Tyvia. He wonders when he will be able to return."
 * "The crushed bones of the great ones, the vials of blood - these and more are necessary for his experiments."
 * "What secrets he knows! He has one of the keenest minds in all of Gristol."
 * "If they find out what he's done, he fears he'll be executed. There is no one he can trust."
 * "He is driven by obsession, he cannot purge his mind of the Outsider."

Services
Dr Teatime is currently offering a small selection of services to fellow residents at the Dishonored Wiki. These include but are not limited to: Note: Some restrictions may apply. Inquire with the Doctor for more information.
 * Gif making:  “An event of your choice will be rendered into a manageable gif and incorporated into the appropriate page.”
 * Audio capture:  “Dialogue chosen by you will be recorded and converted into a format suitable for the wiki.”
 * Photography:  “A subject specified by you will be lovingly captured in .png format and added to the appropriate page.”

Trivia

 * Dr Teatime frequently forgets to eat and sleep when working.
 * Dr Teatime is fluent in three languages, Imperial English and two near-extinct variations of Old Tyvian.

Dr Teatime's favorite pages

 * Daud
 * Streets of Dunwall
 * Audiographs
 * Outsider Shrines/Speeches
 * Minor Characters

Friendly Facts
DrTeatime is a doctor of many trades. Walk into their office, and they will attempt to impress you with their extensive knowledge of mad science all while psychoanalyzing your organs. Essie Essex (talk) 22:29, October 31, 2015 (UTC)

DrTeatime is in fact not a doctor of any sort, but is rather a soon-to-be-famous shock/disgust visual, disguised by an inoccuous-seeming filename, similar to Lemon Party, goatse, and cupcake.mov. It is rumored to be illegal in 27 countries 8-Bit Jack (talk) 05:02, November 1, 2015 (UTC)