Thread:Mice Overseer/@comment-26438896-20160512174016/@comment-28380995-20160512203909

MDGeistMD02 wrote: Mice Overseer wrote: Yep, pretty much.

Once you see your first misspelling you can never really look at the game the same way again.

Yes, I remember the first time I noticed a typo in the transcripts...

I put the game on pause, and sat staring at the screen for a bit. I then quietly put the game controller down, turned off my X-Box, and shut down the television.

After a few hard moments contemplating life, I sadly put the game disc in the package and immediately went to the closest GameStop. Not even bothering to ask for any credit or money, I left the package on the counter there and walked home, head hung low.

I was devastated.

I barely ate or slept, and then I came to this wiki to see how the game turned out since I couldn't even bother finishing it. I joined the community here, and to feel a sense of camaraderie, I began making small edits here and there.

After a bit I ran out of things to do, so I just started making up things, like minor characters that don't really exist in the game. I had... HAD mind you... to contribute in some small way, to feel important. To feel justified.

Yes, the truth is out, my friends and fellow editors... I never played the game. All of my edits are a lie! There are NO minor characters as I have created. IT'S ALL LIES! Wait, you actually bought the game? For me, just the knowledge that it was made by fallible humans in an imperfect world was enough to destroy any hope that it might provide a moment's distraction from this bleak plane of existence. I remember I wasn't able to stomach harboring any knowledge of it at all in my brain, and in fact threw my computer out of a window before I even finished reading the title for the first time. I then became a hermit, seeking to escape the feckless, wretched confines of human civilization, and perhaps find solace in the twigs and rocks I now use for sustenance. In fact, I haven't touched any technology for nearly four years now; I'm dictating this message in semaphore in Ancient Sumerian to a nearby monastery, who will send out a runner to the post office, which will dispatch a letter to Internet Headquarters, who will upload it to wikia. I'm sorry for having lied to you all, it's just I can't *shudder* go through the pain of even IMAGINING what typos might be in a game I don't even care about playing.