User:The Dark-Eyed One

A natural philosopher no longer in training, obsessed with pretension and amino acids. Still secretly plotting to usurp the wiki regulars in a bloody coup-d'état and replace them with sapient goats. Regrets nothing, especially not yesterday's lunch.

My favorite pages

 * Blueprints
 * Runes
 * Bone Charms
 * Crossbow
 * Pistol
 * Swords
 * Upgrades

Friendly Facts
The Dark-Eyed One's mother was a hagfish, and his father smelled of Serkonan Grapes. Blood Ox (talk) 07:53, October 1, 2016 (UTC)

Initially a benevolent god interested only in the wellbeing of the people, The Dark-Eyed One snapped and became his current self when he was asked about the source of his awesome tinted contact lenses one too many times. Mice Overseer (talk) 00:30, November 9, 2016 (UTC)

Even though The Dark-Eyed One pretends to be the Outsider, he is in fact a bog-standard omnipotent and omniscient being with delusions of insignificance. Metworst (talk) 12:16, December 26, 2016 (UTC)