User:Essie Essex

The REAL moral of Dishonored: Pour your own goddamn drink.

''If you are here because you disagree with one of my edits to your edit, please leave a polite message on my wall, so we can discuss it. Please do not change the edit back until we've come to an agreement.'' Any messages that are rude or contain personal insults will be ignored.

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Are YOU Ready to Edit the Wiki?
First of all, read this.

Then, read this.

And then, read this.

And finally, read this.

Did you read everything? Do you understand all of it? Will you commit to abiding by these rules and guidelines?

If YES, then you are ready to edit the wiki! Congratulations!

And now, moving on...

Important Information
A person from Gristol is Gristian (even if the devs say it's Gristolian, it's all lies!) This can be a noun or an adjective, i.e. ''That man is a Gristian. OR That man is Gristian.''

A person from Morley is Morlish (Morleyan is a term invented by the cursed imperials! REAL Morlishmen say Morlish!) The noun for a person from Morley is Morlish(wo)man, i.e. ''I am from Fraeport, which means that I am Morlish. OR As a Morlishwoman, I condemn the use of the term "Morleyan" to describe one of my people.''

This information is very important.

Spread the word! Use them in your stories!

In Case Anyone Cares...


Resident Head Lackey here (It means I do all the dirty work).

Initially, I came here for information about Dishonored. That makes sense, doesn't it?

Now, I usually lurk in the shadows nearby, waiting for someone to make an edit, so that five seconds later I can edit the mistakes out of their edit. I am probably hovering behind you right now, looking over your shoulder at any changes you've made to the wiki..

Also, if I happen to have writer's block at the same time I need to write something, I may spend an ungawdly amount of time editing things here. Whether or not they need to be edited.

You Should Read More Often
Take a look at these links if you would like to read actual stories based on Dishonored and not just porn. Don't be ashamed of being a part of the minority. I'm not a bad writer, I promise you. I might make some punctuation errors here and there because I'm not perfect and because I didn't pay attention in English class and, therefore, only remember what I happened to soak in as I was daydreaming. If this sounds interesting, then I look forward to having you as a reader.

Tales of the Heart - ''We hear their secrets through the Heart, but who are they? Now, let us listen to the tales of the citizens of Dunwall in their own words.''

Martin - As he awaits death, Martin looks back at his life through a series of vignettes.

All Memories Are Lost At Sea - ''A young Samuel Beechworth learns of life, love, and morality. Follow him through the most important year of his early life.''

The Immigrant District - A bit of lore from my version of the Dishonored universe.

Famous Names in Dunwall's Underworld - A bit of lore from my version of the Dishonored universe.

Lord Pendleton Memoirs, Chapter 33 - Treavor Pendleton recalls his tenth birthday and his brothers' unique present to him.

Where the Lights Mingle - ''Eleanor Hickey is thrust from her world at the Academy of Natural Philosophy after meeting Overseer William Huxley - a man who desires a simple solution for a very serious problem. Together, they search for the truth amid the lies of the Abbey and the comfort of the Academy, their only weapon marked on the back of the Overseer's hand.''

Petals on the Water - A young girl deals with phobia and fear.

Love, Your Bastards - ''The Bastard Aristocrats is an up and coming gang trying to make its place in the world of crime. Will it succeed or will it fail?''

Folk Songs and Children's Rhymes of the Isles - A collection of songs and rhymes from all of my Dishonored fanfiction and more.

fanfiction.net

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Pen of Dunwall

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So Dreary Dreary Dearie

Friendly Facts
While she makes the outward claim her grammatical errors in writing are due to poor retention of English lessons, the truth is that each "mistake" in Essie's writing is carefully calculated, a piece of a secret code in which she communicates with her masters. 8-Bit Jack (talk) 14:59, May 5, 2013 (UTC)

The reason she is so smart is because she beat the The Outsider  in an evil card game. WarfareOverseers (talk) 20:22, May 29, 2013 (UTC)

Piero's expulsion from the Academy of Natural Philosophy was carefully arranged by Essie, by means and for reasons that only she understands.Molotov.cockroach (talk) 05:47, June 6, 2013 (UTC)

Corvo and Essie had an affair behind Jessamine's back. Essie wrote a fanfic detailing the events which was the best selling story of Dunwall and because of that, Overseers declared it the official bedtime story to be told to children of Dunwall. Crazywarfire (talk)

Unknown to most, Essie is actually Treavor Pendleton's twin sister, kidnapped at a young age. She then writes fan "fiction" about him by carefully and silently watching his every move by her many hidden cameras around his person given to her by a bet won against the Outsider. Agent47JN (talk) 04:14, July 10, 2013 (UTC)

Operating under the code name 'Big Mama', Essie is the true leader of the Empire's underworld. Even infamous gang leaders like Black Sally or Slackjaw are nothing but her minions. PikovajaDama (talk) 11:10, December 7, 2013 (UTC)

Essie is a grim amalgam of Lizzy Stride and Granny Rags... pirating away information while weaving her magical webs throughout the wiki. Once she hits 21,417 edits, she will have accumulated enough power and influence over the Dishonored universe to challenge and usurp the Outsider himself. In the interregnum, it's highly suggested you make yourself 'interesting' enough for her to keep you around once she attains her goals. MDGeistMD02 (talk) 01:04, December 26, 2013 (UTC)

Essie is stronger than the Outsider. She is always there, staring over your shoulder with a charged up blink, about to choke you out and quickly cancel your stupid edit. And once you wake up...it's like nothing happened. Ozzytudor (talk) 23:34, December 20, 2014 (UTC)

Essie is one of the best writers of the Empire of the Isles: everybody enjoys her written stories, including the Outsider and the Lord Regent, Hiram Burrows, who considers them "Super-Best-Sellers". There's nobody who doesn't like them. Or at least, if existed, they're all executed. --X-Machinist-X (talk) 21:35, April 6, 2016 (UTC)

This woman... she frightens me. Also, I swear that deck of cards was rigged! The Dark-Eyed One (talk) 05:19, December 25, 2016 (UTC)