User:A drunken whaler

"Everything is done for a reason,no matter how stupid that reason is."

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 * A drunken whaler is an angry ghost who has returned to haunt his fellow whalers who, exactly a year ago, fed him to the hungry rats for dinner early in the morning after he had been awake drinking whiskey all night. Essie Essex (talk) 00:37, May 1, 2015 (UTC)
 * He wears a mask to hide his shame: he is the half-breed son of a whaler and a whale. Worse still, the explosive reaction of the whale oil that builds up in his flesh robbed him of his dream to be the number one Dunwall Twerking Champion. When his booty claps, people get hurt. 8-Bit Jack (talk) 22:02, May 10, 2015 (UTC)